Booking Inquiry

My name is Mr. Richard Conolly from the GLOBAL Star Travel, United Kingdom. It is my pleasure to inquire for accommodations in your facility. I want to book reservation for a vacation organized by our group of medical experts that will commence on the 05th of June 2012 and end on the 15th of june 2012.

Check in Date is 05th of June 2012 and departure is on the 15th of June 2012.

I will like you to provide accommodation for them for the time period. About 4/5 rooms will be needed. Please send me your rooms rates for both single and double rooms so that reservation will be made immediately.

I hope you accept Credit Card Payments. Get back to me only if you accept credit card as means of payment so that we can proceed with the booking on time.

Thanks.

Kind Regards,

Mr. Richard Conolly

GLOBAL Star Travel
Empire Way, Wembley,
London, HA9 0DH
Phone: +447024046938
+447024052952

HELLO MY NAME IS MR A.RICARDO, I AM WRITING TO EXPLORE THE POSSIBILITY OF HAVING YOUR FULL COMPREHENSIVE ENQUIRE OF YOUR RENT OR HOTEL RESERVATION BOOKING FOR ME AND MY FAMILY. NAMES…MR & MRS A.RICARDO AND FAMILY (PETER AND ANTHONY, 14 YRS) ADDRESS….19 BOYD TERRACE NEWCASTLE NE5 5JR ENGLAND CHECKING IN..17 MAY 2012, AND CHECKING OUT..29 MAY 2012. PLEASE I WILL LIKE TO HAVE YOUR FULL RENTAL LIST TO ENABLE ME SECURE A RESERVATION BOOKING AND LET ME KNOW WHAT TYPE OF CREDIT CARD YOU ACCEPTS IN YOUR REPUTABLE HOTEL. KINDLY QUOTE THE PRICES AND CONDITIONS, IF AVAILABLE CALCULATE THE TOTAL SUM FOR MY PERIOD OF STAY. PLEASE I WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU,S URGENTLY. BEST REGARDS, MR A.RICARDO EMAIL…antonioricardo28@gmail.com

From: Nancy A/K Gubah
Sent: Tuesday, March 27, 2012 5:15 PM
To: aaronyu.irene@gmail.com
Subject: Reservation inquiry

Hi,

Compliments of the season! My name is Mrs Nancy A/K Gubah. I got your details from the tourism directory and would like to rent 2 double rooms.I will be going on my annual leave soon and will be coming to your country for 2 weeks with my family.We will take it from the 9th of APRIL 2012 to the 23th of APRIL 2012.Please let me know if it’s available and the total cost for 2 double rooms and 1 single room including breakfast and tax for 2weeks stay.

(1) Mr / Mrs Gubah. (Double room)

(2) Evelyn Gubah 18yrs and Tina Gubah 22 yrs.(Double room)

(3)Joe Gubah 20 yrs (Single room)

I’m a Malaysian female of 45 years; I’m also an accountant, working here in
MALAYSIA.I will also like you to confirm if you accept credit card for Payment,Get back to me if the dates mentioned above are free,so that we can book reservations immediately,with my credit card.Thank you and looking forward to hearing from soon.

Regards

Nancy Gubah.

Hi. Compliments of the season to you too.

I’m afraid you’re a liar though. You didn’t get our details from the tourism directory, did you? See, we don’t advertise with anyone from the ‘tourism directory’. There isn’t such a thing here. If we did, and if you weren’t telling lies, you’d note that a) we don’t charge by the room, and b) that we don’t do breakfasts, and c) we don’t charge ‘tax’. Oh, and d) you’d know that we don’t take credit cards either. In fact, WE tell YOU what the booking conditions are, NOT the other way around. Oops! Almost forgot e) you’d know whether we had availability or not by looking at our a v a i l a b i l i t y c a l e n d a r (I did that bit slowly for you, just in case I’m typing too fast for your poor little brain to keep up).

Also, (and this is interesting, in a ‘study-of-schizophrenia-kind-of-way) why am I receiving this email from you, Nancy Gubah, with the email address of kok.malay@gmail.com, but with a return email address of aaronyu.irene@gmail.com? No wonder we’re all highly suspicious, is it? Why would you believe that you being an accountant would make the whole thing more believable? I had a spell as a window cleaner once. And a lorry driver. Oh, and I even became a Tupperware manager once. That was nice. Just a little background for you, so’s you’ll believe me more readily when I get to the bit where I tell you to fuck off.

While we’re taking five minutes out of our very busy lives to tell you in a round about way to fuck off, you also need to learn some simple grammar and punctuation, it tends to be off-putting for those of us with proper jobs, who sat & passed a few exams. You know, ‘cos we could be bothered to learn, and because we wanted to get on in life, not spend our sad little lives sending out scam emails. It’d be good too, if you could learn NOT TO SHOUT IN CAPITAL LETTERS TOO. It makes our ears bleed. And stuff.

So, Nancy/Kok/Irene, or whoever you’ll be tomorrow, I’d suggest you do a little research if you want to perform your scam on owners like us. Either that, or take the hint and stop your stupid games before karma catches up with you and spams your inbox a million times for each one you send out.

Have a lovely evening. But please do remember we’re not interested in you, your bi-polar email affliction, or your scam. Oh, and please make sure you do fuck off.

Regards.

Michael & Minnie Souris.
Proprietors. Here in FRANCE.

PS – I’ve just posted all of your e-mails on facebook, in the rather happy hope that people will be made aware of you and your stupidity. Oh, that and the fact that the spam bots may just pick up on your email addresses and start that Karma thing I mentioned.

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UNITED NATION
3 Whitehall Court London SW1A 2EL United Kingdom
Tel: +447024061219 Fax +447024098161
Attention: Fund Beneficiary.

Compliment of the season to you and your family.
This is to inform you that after our recent meeting between the United Nations and the United States Government to restore the dignity and Economy of the Nations. Base on the Agreement with the World Bank Assistance to help and make the world a better place for all with the sole aim of abolishing poverty.

This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$10,500.00 (Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) This includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc.

Your name was in the list submitted by our Monitoring Team of International Monitoring Fund (IMF) observers and this is why we are contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed. You are advised to contact Mr. Daniel Mminele of South African Reserve Bank, as he is our representative in Africa, contact him immediately for your fund of US$10,500.00 (Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars). So he will proceed for the transfer of your fund into your account in your country.

Therefore, you should send him your full Name, Telephone number, Nationality, Age, and occupation. Contact Mr. Daniel Mmminel, immediately for release of your fund.

Contact Person: Mr. Daniel Mminele
Deputy Governor
South African Reserve Bank.
Foreign Remittance Department
Email: info.danielmmineleoffice@gmail.co.za

Mr. Ban Ki-Moon
Secretary (UNITED NATIONS).
http://www.un.org/sg/

Bombard the bastard!!!!